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Wednesday, April 21, 2004

Putting and end to false tales

During a 4 hour period of reflection at work this morning I decided to seek out truth instead of tour dates and music news...I went to the wise customer service representatives of one of Dallas' most well known carpert cleaning services. They have sent this automated reply, which means that at some point today, someone at their company will lay their eyes upon it.
Question:

Dear Dalworth,

I heard a story about Dalworth that went something like this...

One day a Dalworth carpet cleaner had an appointment to clean the carpets of a very large home.
He went to do the job and was very impressed with the home's size and wonder. He told the
owner, "You have a really nice home". The owner then said to him, "You really like it? I'll sell it to
you for $100,000." The carpet cleaner said, "This house has to be worth a half million dollars and
you said you would sell it to me for 100,000. I don't have that kind of money, plus I would have to
talk to my wife about it." The owner of the home encourage him it was possible. The Dalworth
carpet cleaner spoke with his wife and within a day, the owner of the home signed the title over.

During this time the owner had a garage sale. He drove his corvette out in front of the house and
slapped a sign on the front window that said, "FOR SALE $500". Someone who drove by the house
saw the owner outside and said, "Is that really for $500?" The owner said yes, and the garage sale
shopper bought themselves a new corvette for $500.

A week after all this happened, the Dalworth man and his wife had moved into their new home. One
night while they were reveling in the splendor of their new house, someone unlocked the front door
and walked in. It was a woman. She saw the couple and said, "What are you doing in my house?"
The Dalworth man told the woman he had come the previous week and cleaned the carpets. At that
time the owner of the home sold him the house with everything inside. The woman
broke down and cried.

Apparently the owner of the house was her husband and while she went away on a business trip he
decided to disappear.

My friends Mom had this story told to her buy a Dalworth carpet cleaner who said the man who
bought the house still lives in that big house and he still cleans carpets.

Is there any truth to this story? I must know.

Jordan Sheen

A Dalworth Customer Service Representative will contact you at
XXXXX@XXXXXX.XXX to answer your question.

Dalworth Carpet Cleaning, Inc.
"The Next Best Thing to New is Dalworth Clean"

TO BE CONTINUED....

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